Me and my Chinglish

so i felt like using some of my Chinese today and express how much i didnt wanna get up and go to work this morning.

then it turned into a whole twitter convo with Connie in chinglish. hahaa

makes me laugh, here it is:

Wahh, gum jo faan goong and gum doong hai outside!!! Gnaw joong yee fun gow!!!

@S your Chinese brightens my day.

@C hahahha Ma ho la! :) jo san a luy! gnaw ho toe gnaw ah :(

@S gnaw doo ho toe gnaw ah. Juu yeh bay gnaw sick la! :)

@C LOL ... gnaw mmm hai kay, faan jo goong ah, yut dim seen sik duk la :( mmm ho la

@S WAH. Gum ahn geh?! Fai dee fan lay juu yeh bay gnaw sick. Gong bay nay goh boss jee, "gnaw tai toe gnaw! Mmm low la! Bye bye!"

@C HAHAHAHA!!! mmm gong duk gnaw ga boss gum yen! mmm jeiu duk, gnaw need kuy bay chien ah! :( but gnaw yum sui but still toe gnaw

@S yum sui = more toe gnaw. :( let's go yum cha instead! :D

@C hahahah gnaw gee do, but gnaw toe mmm happy ah, so yum dee sui. LOL and HAIIII LA! heui yum cha!!!

@S Aww. Deem guy toe mmm happy ah? Yau joh bb? :) gnaw gew joh nay yew yung condom la! :D

@C WAIIIIII!!! nooo gnaw mo ga bb! aiyas! gnaw toe jung yee yeh sik la! pretty soon gnaw toe gong yeh, "GRRRRR!!!"

@S Teeheehee! Go feeeed itttt. :)

@C cant lol! i wish. but gotta wait another hour for lunch! sighhhhh

@S how is it that being employed is so bad for teh tummy. :(

@C it is it is! random hours throw everything off! faan gong mai bay chien ho la, but ney toe mmm ho :( haha